{"id":385,"date":"2006-11-04T23:58:02","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T06:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/11\/we-interrupt-your-regularly-scheduled-blog-post-for-this-importantsomething\/"},"modified":"2006-11-04T23:58:02","modified_gmt":"2006-11-05T06:58:02","slug":"we-interrupt-your-regularly-scheduled-blog-post-for-this-importantsomething","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/11\/04\/we-interrupt-your-regularly-scheduled-blog-post-for-this-importantsomething\/","title":{"rendered":"We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog post for this important&#8230;something."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write up another of my lovely &#8216;I-only-write-this-stuff-because-I-hate-everything-about-me&#8217; posts for random people to take way too personally and offer up their oh-so-qualified e-psychology-professional-opinions, but Lisey&#8217;s Story was waiting in my mailbox.<\/p>\n<p>Stephen King is more important than you.<\/p>\n<p>Deal with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write up another of my lovely &#8216;I-only-write-this-stuff-because-I-hate-everything-about-me&#8217; posts for random people to take way too personally and offer up their oh-so-qualified e-psychology-professional-opinions, but Lisey&#8217;s Story was waiting in my mailbox. Stephen King is more important than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/11\/04\/we-interrupt-your-regularly-scheduled-blog-post-for-this-importantsomething\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}