{"id":400,"date":"2006-12-11T23:58:14","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T06:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/im-outraged\/"},"modified":"2006-12-11T23:58:14","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T06:58:14","slug":"im-outraged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/11\/im-outraged\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m outraged!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The chocolate oranges &#8212; at least, the one I just got &#8212; no longer have &#8216;Whack and Unwrap&#8217; on the wrapper.  It&#8217;s &#8216;Break then Open.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Why did this have to happen?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I didn&#8217;t get the right brand, or something&#8230;.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The chocolate oranges &#8212; at least, the one I just got &#8212; no longer have &#8216;Whack and Unwrap&#8217; on the wrapper. It&#8217;s &#8216;Break then Open.&#8217; Why did this have to happen? Maybe I didn&#8217;t get the right brand, or something&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}