{"id":402,"date":"2006-12-12T23:35:47","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T06:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/i-thought-this-day-would-never-come\/"},"modified":"2006-12-12T23:35:47","modified_gmt":"2006-12-13T06:35:47","slug":"i-thought-this-day-would-never-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/12\/i-thought-this-day-would-never-come\/","title":{"rendered":"I thought this day would never come&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess finally shipped.<\/p>\n<p><img ALT=\"Twilight Princess Finally Shipped\" SRC=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/images\/ps\/zeldashipped\/twilightprincessfinallyshipped.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I&#8217;ve been waiting a long time for this&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>USPS, you&#8217;d <em>better not fuck this up.<\/em>  Quantities are limited, and you&#8217;ll not want to face my over-emotional wrath if my copy arrives with so much as a dent in the case.<\/p>\n<p>Also, there better be one hell of a preorder goodie.  I&#8217;ve earned it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess finally shipped. As you can see, I&#8217;ve been waiting a long time for this&#8230;. USPS, you&#8217;d better not fuck this up. Quantities are limited, and you&#8217;ll not want to face my over-emotional wrath if my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/12\/i-thought-this-day-would-never-come\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-images"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}