{"id":404,"date":"2006-12-16T20:01:44","date_gmt":"2006-12-17T03:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/that-time-when-nothing-happens-ever\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:44:26","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:44:26","slug":"that-time-when-nothing-happens-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/16\/that-time-when-nothing-happens-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"That time when nothing happens, ever&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the weekend.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI still don&#8217;t have Twilight Princess or Nigel the Octopus, probably because the USPS is a lot like &#8216;useless&#8217;, and when combined with any other shipping company, it&#8217;s even worse.<\/p>\n<p>Amazon.com contacted me yesterday to let me know that I would not be getting MST3K volume 10 at all, because it&#8217;s gone the way of MST3K the Movie, so my collection has a gigantic gap in it where Godzilla vs. Megalon should be.  I guess I&#8217;ll just have to order them the instant I hear they&#8217;re coming out, from now on.<\/p>\n<p>Probably, I won&#8217;t be getting that book I wanted either.<\/p>\n<p>At least my Netflix came today, because I watched all of the most recent season of Sleeper Cell last night.  I suppose it&#8217;s likely that someone died and something blew up out there, so we&#8217;ll pretend that possibility is something like good news&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1951,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions\/1951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}