{"id":406,"date":"2006-12-18T20:38:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T03:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/stupid-usps\/"},"modified":"2006-12-18T20:38:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T03:38:29","slug":"stupid-usps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/18\/stupid-usps\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid USPS&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess arrived today.  So did Nigel, and an unexpected set of gifts from Gremlin&#8217;s family.<\/p>\n<p>So, why am I not happy?<\/p>\n<p>Well, there&#8217;s no preorder goodie, for one&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Pictures later.  I have a computer to fix.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess arrived today. So did Nigel, and an unexpected set of gifts from Gremlin&#8217;s family. So, why am I not happy? Well, there&#8217;s no preorder goodie, for one&#8230;. Pictures later. I have a computer to fix.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}