{"id":408,"date":"2006-12-19T21:42:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T04:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/hey-wheres-my-netflix\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:42:58","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:42:58","slug":"hey-wheres-my-netflix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/19\/hey-wheres-my-netflix\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey! Where&#8217;s my Netflix?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What part of Nearest Sort Facility takes so long?  I&#8217;m in the middle of a TV series here, and the December 25th No Mail Day is going to get in my way.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nEverything else seems to be okay.  Both of the boxes from Mom left Hodgkins, Illinois this afternoon.  They&#8217;re going to have to speed a little, but the truck [I can only assume it&#8217;s a truck, because nothing that leaves for here from that place ever gets here in less than a day] should get here by late tomorrow, in plenty of time for my yummy treats from PA to be in my house by close-of-business on Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>The stuff from SuperMediaStore is lost in transit, having left Baldwin Park, California and entered into the No Checkpoint Land between there and&#8230;wherever it lands next.  I can&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p>The newest member of this little tracking family is the game guide I ordered yesterday.  It shipped, conveniently enough, by UPS Next Day Air.  I don&#8217;t need a second tracking page to watch for it &#8212; lucky me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it left Nevada at almost eight.  I&#8217;ve never been to Nevada, and the only reason I&#8217;m familiar with &#8216;Sparks, Nevada&#8217; is because I see it so often from Amazon.com, so I don&#8217;t know if there&#8217;s actually a chance in hell of getting it tomorrow.  If I don&#8217;t, I saw something on amazon.com about getting my shipping refunded, so it&#8217;s all in the good area.<\/p>\n<p>But, oh, we have a Winter Weather Warning.  This makes things interesting and potentially complicated.  It&#8217;s in effect until 5pm Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>The only time I saw things stop moving completely here was in 2003.  The &#8216;big storm&#8217; [not really, but it killed a few trees because it was early] we had shortly after we moved into the new place stopped a few things, but the UPS and FedEx trucks were out the very next day, driving around and delivering stuff while collecting funny branch piles on their trucks.  So&#8230;I&#8217;m not <i>really<\/i> worried.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What part of Nearest Sort Facility takes so long? I&#8217;m in the middle of a TV series here, and the December 25th No Mail Day is going to get in my way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1949,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/1949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}