{"id":422,"date":"2006-12-24T00:02:31","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T07:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/so-i-got-the-overnight-thing\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:42:33","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:42:33","slug":"so-i-got-the-overnight-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/24\/so-i-got-the-overnight-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"So, I got the Overnight thing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was out for delivery for two days, but it finally showed up.  That doesn&#8217;t really fix things, though.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSee, there&#8217;s still a whole day left before the big &#8216;almost nobody works, except for all those people that do&#8217; day, and you could probably find people more than willing to deliver things then, too.  But UPS won&#8217;t do that, of course.  They were bending their rules in a severe way by working on Saturday.  Unless you paid special for Saturday Delivery, which, by the way, has nothing to do with Overnight.  Nothing at all.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Prima, you suck.  You and the rest of the game guides and magazines that feel the need to put the oh-so-rip-prone posters\/maps in with a sturdy, sturdy strip of glued-together perforated paper, so you can&#8217;t do anything BUT rip what you&#8217;re trying to rescue from stuckness.  Find another way.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the mail went.<\/p>\n<p>Update: It did.  We now have Netflix, and a new book from the Stephen King Library.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was out for delivery for two days, but it finally showed up. That doesn&#8217;t really fix things, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1946,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions\/1946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}