{"id":425,"date":"2006-12-26T15:37:39","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T22:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/12\/dear-ups\/"},"modified":"2006-12-26T15:37:39","modified_gmt":"2006-12-26T22:37:39","slug":"dear-ups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/26\/dear-ups\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear UPS,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You are not the National Weather Service.  Please do not tell me that Colorado is having severe weather.<\/p>\n<p>If you must tell me that Colorado is having severe weather, do not treat me like I am stoned and obviously not in Colorado when I tell you, &#8220;Excuse me, but I&#8217;m sitting in Colorado right now.  The sun is out.  There is no &#8216;severe weather&#8217; right now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Also, please do not be Bucky the WonderStoner while on the job.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are not the National Weather Service. Please do not tell me that Colorado is having severe weather. If you must tell me that Colorado is having severe weather, do not treat me like I am stoned and obviously not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/12\/26\/dear-ups\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-6R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}