{"id":457,"date":"2007-01-29T03:10:55","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T10:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/01\/i-need-more-usb-ports\/"},"modified":"2007-01-29T03:10:55","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T10:10:55","slug":"i-need-more-usb-ports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/01\/29\/i-need-more-usb-ports\/","title":{"rendered":"I need more USB ports&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My cute little portable hub just became the most useless piece of junk on the planet, probably because it&#8217;s a cute little portable hub.  So, I have to get a new one.<\/p>\n<p>I just ordered this DLink 7 port thing.  Until I give in and upgrade my computer, that should be enough.<\/p>\n<p>Bleh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My cute little portable hub just became the most useless piece of junk on the planet, probably because it&#8217;s a cute little portable hub. So, I have to get a new one. I just ordered this DLink 7 port thing. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/01\/29\/i-need-more-usb-ports\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-7n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}