{"id":465,"date":"2007-02-08T07:42:07","date_gmt":"2007-02-08T14:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/02\/you-mayve-already-noticed-that-vd-is-on-its-way\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:36:47","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:36:47","slug":"you-mayve-already-noticed-that-vd-is-on-its-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/02\/08\/you-mayve-already-noticed-that-vd-is-on-its-way\/","title":{"rendered":"You may&#8217;ve already noticed that VD is on its way&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t really watch TV without seeing an ad about how women really want chocolate, or a PJ giftset in a hatbox, or a teddygram, or some talking stuffed animal from the Hallmark store.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI can tell you one thing for sure &#8212; I don&#8217;t want any of those things.  I want a VD for VD.  I just can&#8217;t decide if I want <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.giantmicrobes.com\/affiliates\/idevaffiliate.php?id=156\">The Pox, or HIV.<\/a> [Note: yes, I know that HIV isn&#8217;t actually in that category.  I don&#8217;t actually care, though.  It&#8217;s so cute.]<\/p>\n<p>I think everyone should get something like that on February 14th.  Actually, anything from that page would make a great gift for any occasion.  Give someone the flu, or the common cold.  Maybe some TB, mono or mad cow, or the flesh eating bacteria.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t want to give diseases?  Give a red bloodcell.  Or a white one.  They&#8217;re also cute.  Girls love cute plush things!  That&#8217;s gotta be what that teddygram thing is based on.  And I&#8217;m sure these are cheaper and WAY more original than a teddygram.<\/p>\n<p>And if she doesn&#8217;t love it, well, now you&#8217;re single and you&#8217;ve got a cute plush giant microbe.  Hit the mall with it &#8212; it&#8217;s bound to get you a worthwhile date.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t really watch TV without seeing an ad about how women really want chocolate, or a PJ giftset in a hatbox, or a teddygram, or some talking stuffed animal from the Hallmark store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-7v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1923,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions\/1923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}