{"id":495,"date":"2007-04-09T22:57:14","date_gmt":"2007-04-10T05:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/04\/pet-trolls-dont-know-how-to-stay-lost\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:33:13","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:33:13","slug":"pet-trolls-dont-know-how-to-stay-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/04\/09\/pet-trolls-dont-know-how-to-stay-lost\/","title":{"rendered":"Pet trolls don’t know how to stay lost."},"content":{"rendered":"

They’re trying to start shit again. Same old story, but now? They’re pretending that they didn’t do it. And posting copies of messageboard posts on other boards.<\/p>\n

Same old shit, though. Pedophile this, crackhead that, ‘hu?’ and, well, whatever. Boring, really.<\/p>\n

What was that? Thunder? Ooh, pretty storm….
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\nI suppose I should give a link before I get so distracted that I can’t even remember ‘tardmo exists….<\/p>\n

Here<\/a>. Have some fun. Use image macros if you like. And if you need anything else beyond that to make fun of, you can find it in the idiot archive.<\/a><\/p>\n

Shit, I’m running low on Coke….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They’re trying to start shit again. Same old story, but now? They’re pretending that they didn’t do it. And posting copies of messageboard posts on other boards. Same old shit, though. Pedophile this, crackhead that, ‘hu?’ and, well, whatever. Boring, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ia"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-7Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1914,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions\/1914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}