And you’re not surprised. A hint would be that I have a blog with over a hundred posts, right?<\/p>\n
Yeah.
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\nSo, I left the house again last night — always a big mistake. This time, instead of spending an entire, horrible showing of RHPS sitting near a college library, playing sudoku on my DS, and being asked directions by the bastard lovechildren of K-Fed and a your standard hollow interior door, I went to a birthday party for someone I know.<\/p>\n
That went over well — and, actually, I have no idea how anyone else at the party felt about me. I don’t really care, either. This is about me, here.<\/p>\n
And, about me — I noticed that I don’t like to make eye contact last night. Especially with new people. And handshakes? Instantly trigger a greeting response. I’m not sure why.<\/p>\n
So, um…yeah. Let that be a warning, or whatever. If you hold out your hand for me to shake, I will instantly make a greeting-type noise, while not looking at you at all.<\/p>\n
…and then you’ll probably lose your hand to whatever horrible flesh-eating bacteria I happen to be covered with that day.<\/p>\n
No, really. It’s best to just never touch me. I’m icky, and covered with germs. So are you, for that matter, but there’s nothing to be done about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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