{"id":514,"date":"2007-05-26T04:34:02","date_gmt":"2007-05-26T11:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/05\/well-thats-it-for-my-dignity\/"},"modified":"2007-05-26T04:34:02","modified_gmt":"2007-05-26T11:34:02","slug":"well-thats-it-for-my-dignity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/05\/26\/well-thats-it-for-my-dignity\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, that&#039;s it for my dignity&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amazon.com wanted me to know that I could have the last Harry Potter book for 17.99.  And then, after I decided that I might as well jump on the deal, it told me that I was guaranteed to have the book on the day it came out, or it was free.<\/p>\n<p>So I bought it.  And the other six books, because what good is the seventh without the other six, even if they are all paperbacks?<\/p>\n<p>At least I won&#8217;t be one of those people waiting for it at the bookstore, or anything.  And it&#8217;s almost over, so there&#8217;s none of that &#8216;will the Dark Tower ever be complete&#8217; nonsense&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>This better be good&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amazon.com wanted me to know that I could have the last Harry Potter book for 17.99. And then, after I decided that I might as well jump on the deal, it told me that I was guaranteed to have the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/05\/26\/well-thats-it-for-my-dignity\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-8i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}