{"id":522,"date":"2007-06-12T10:48:53","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T17:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/06\/sorry-about-that-person-whose-computer-i-am-supposed-to-be-fixing\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:29:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:29:43","slug":"sorry-about-that-person-whose-computer-i-am-supposed-to-be-fixing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/06\/12\/sorry-about-that-person-whose-computer-i-am-supposed-to-be-fixing\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry about that, person whose computer I am supposed to be fixing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I kinda took the weekend off.  See, my TV broke, and I was suddenly consumed &#8212; rather selfishly, I know &#8212; with a deep and horrible depression.  It caused me to start reading Lord of the Rings again, after I scoured the house for a TV-like substitute.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI am back on track, now, with only minor, somewhat inconvenient breaks to give my F5 key such a workout as it&#8217;s never had before, in an attempt to either make my new TV move across the country faster, or perhaps crash FedEx.com.<\/p>\n<p>Things are moving along quite nicely now, though.  Minutes are no longer taking half hours, and we&#8217;ve even made it all the way down to five, which is a great improvement over the six we were stuck at just a few days ago.   The problem, it seems, was that I [being an idiot] forgot the mandatory offering of blood before installing XP.  Now that I&#8217;ve managed to cut my finger on the inside of the tower, things should work.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and it&#8217;s time to switch to the other DSUB, because we&#8217;ve just rebooted.  Oh, joy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I kinda took the weekend off. See, my TV broke, and I was suddenly consumed &#8212; rather selfishly, I know &#8212; with a deep and horrible depression. It caused me to start reading Lord of the Rings again, after I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/06\/12\/sorry-about-that-person-whose-computer-i-am-supposed-to-be-fixing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-8q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1903,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions\/1903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}