{"id":552,"date":"2007-07-21T17:44:04","date_gmt":"2007-07-22T00:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/07\/damn-you-ups\/"},"modified":"2007-07-21T17:44:04","modified_gmt":"2007-07-22T00:44:04","slug":"damn-you-ups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/07\/21\/damn-you-ups\/","title":{"rendered":"DAMN YOU, UPS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those lazy assholes couldn&#8217;t be bothered to do a thing on saturday, so they dropped everything on the USPS, and <i>didn&#8217;t tell anyone<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve been sitting here all day, waiting for UPS to show up, and my book&#8217;s been waiting for <i>me<\/i> out there in my mailbox.<\/p>\n<p>Fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those lazy assholes couldn&#8217;t be bothered to do a thing on saturday, so they dropped everything on the USPS, and didn&#8217;t tell anyone. So I&#8217;ve been sitting here all day, waiting for UPS to show up, and my book&#8217;s been &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/07\/21\/damn-you-ups\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-8U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}