{"id":557,"date":"2007-07-31T21:05:34","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T04:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/07\/if-i-ever\/"},"modified":"2007-07-31T21:05:34","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T04:05:34","slug":"if-i-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/07\/31\/if-i-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"If I ever&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever found myself in the position where I needed to buy something like this [like, if I ever had an infant, toddler, or need of a gift for someone else&#8217;s infant or toddler], I think I would <i>definitely<\/i> be getting the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babystyle.com\/common\/dProductDetail.asp?PMId=22840\">Octopus Costume<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Just because, y&#8217;know, it&#8217;s an octopus.  And, honestly, isn&#8217;t it the cutest, most terrifying thing <i>ever<\/i>?  Imagine, a toddler with eight arms.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I ever found myself in the position where I needed to buy something like this [like, if I ever had an infant, toddler, or need of a gift for someone else&#8217;s infant or toddler], I think I would definitely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/07\/31\/if-i-ever\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-8Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}