{"id":620,"date":"2007-11-17T04:25:04","date_gmt":"2007-11-17T11:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/11\/the-short-incomplete-version-of-why-i-dont-trust-sears-or-ups-now"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:14:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:14:01","slug":"the-short-incomplete-version-of-why-i-dont-trust-sears-or-ups-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/11\/17\/the-short-incomplete-version-of-why-i-dont-trust-sears-or-ups-now\/","title":{"rendered":"The short, incomplete version of why I don&#8217;t trust Sears OR UPS now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was supposed to get my replacement sound system yesterday, right?  And by &#8216;yesterday&#8217;, I actually mean &#8216;on the 15th&#8217;.  Or possibly even &#8216;on the 14th,&#8217; but maybe not.<\/p>\n<p>The point is, I was supposed to have it.  And I didn&#8217;t.  And I <em>still don&#8217;t<\/em>.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nBecause, when I got the box today, there wasn&#8217;t a Home Theatre System in it.  There was a Bissel.  And a secondary address\/tracking label that was pasted over what I can only assume was the original recipient.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I tried to get this fixed as instantly as possible, because fucked up shipping like that?  Really, really upsets me.  In an &#8216;I&#8217;m about to be punished for fucking up the inventory by having part of my pay taken away, AND all my books just like they threatened me once.&#8217;  It&#8217;s a sort of lesser version of the &#8216;can&#8217;t actually sleep straight through certain times of day&#8217; and the random &#8216;waking up at other times in a panic, thinking I&#8217;m really, really late for work and if I don&#8217;t get there, [see above].&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The first time I called the customer service line, I gave them my order number, and they hung up on me.  The second time&#8230;nothing made any sense.  But I kinda got the idea that I was supposed to leave the box outside, because UPS could be by any time between now and Wednesday.  The third time, I was transferred to Sears Home Delivery, who don&#8217;t actually have anything to do with anything.  Then, I was transferred back and &#8212; you guessed it &#8212; hung up on.<\/p>\n<p>The fourth time, I handed the phone off to Gremlin, and he didn&#8217;t get hung up on.  He actually got called back.<\/p>\n<p>Things were further taken care of while I was asleep &#8212; I hit the deep and horrible exhaustion portion of the panic-sick-headache-dead process around four &#8212; and I don&#8217;t really know all of that yet.  I&#8217;m kindasorta waiting on Gremlin to get back so he can explain to me exactly why &#8216;Wednesday&#8217; is still a factor, and why Sears is so obsessed with having at least one hundred different stories about how you can take things into the store, or pick them up there [because the website says one thing, but the stores?  They say something entirely else.  And it&#8217;s stupid, because you&#8217;re supposed to be able to get those &#8216;in store&#8217; things in five minutes.]<\/p>\n<p>Also, I don&#8217;t know if I got the 10% off, and all the money back, or anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was supposed to get my replacement sound system yesterday, right? And by &#8216;yesterday&#8217;, I actually mean &#8216;on the 15th&#8217;. Or possibly even &#8216;on the 14th,&#8217; but maybe not. The point is, I was supposed to have it. 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