{"id":622,"date":"2007-11-19T21:36:30","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T04:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/11\/great-timing"},"modified":"2007-11-19T21:36:30","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T04:36:30","slug":"great-timing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/11\/19\/great-timing\/","title":{"rendered":"Great timing&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sears called.  The product I ordered is ready for pickup.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;joy.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I got not one but two &#8216;return orders&#8217; from UPS, with tracking numbers.  Sears says I&#8217;m supposed to ignore them, but&#8230;yeah, it&#8217;s going to be a very bad week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sears called. The product I ordered is ready for pickup. &#8230;joy. Also, I got not one but two &#8216;return orders&#8217; from UPS, with tracking numbers. Sears says I&#8217;m supposed to ignore them, but&#8230;yeah, it&#8217;s going to be a very bad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/11\/19\/great-timing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[150,167,171],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-sears","tag-tracking","tag-ups"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-a2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}