{"id":686,"date":"2008-02-17T10:29:52","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T17:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2008\/02\/who-knew-official-reports-could-be-funny"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:02:18","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:02:18","slug":"who-knew-official-reports-could-be-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/02\/17\/who-knew-official-reports-could-be-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Who knew official reports could be FUNNY."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From The Report of the Board of Enquiry into Scientology [the report from Victoria, Australia in 1965] <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.xenu.net\/archive\/audit\/ar06.html\">Chapter 6: Hubbard &#8211; The Founder of Scientoogy<\/a><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In Dianetics: MSMH, Hubbard writes,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Attempted abortion is very common. And remarkably lacking in success. The mother, every time she injures the child in such a fiendish fashion, is actually penalizing herself. Morning sickness is entirely engramic, so far as can be discovered, since clears have not so far experienced it during their own pregnancies. And the act of vomiting because of pregnancy is via contagion of aberration. Actual illness generally results only when mother has been interfering with the child either by douches or knitting needles or some such thing&#8230;. Morning sickness evidently gets into a society because of these interferences such as attempted abortion, and, of course injury.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Comment would be superfluous<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The entire second half of the chapter is actually fairly funny, and reading it seems to make this last bit even better.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I think it&#8217;s funny, anyway.  The way they just&#8230;&#8217;Comment would be superfluous&#8217;&#8230;it&#8217;s so insane, it speaks for itself, and all that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Report of the Board of Enquiry into Scientology [the report from Victoria, Australia in 1965] Chapter 6: Hubbard &#8211; The Founder of Scientoogy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[149],"class_list":["post-686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-scientology"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-b4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1825,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686\/revisions\/1825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}