{"id":687,"date":"2008-02-20T17:51:10","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T00:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2008\/02\/just-so-you-know-2"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:02:06","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:02:06","slug":"just-so-you-know-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/02\/20\/just-so-you-know-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Just so you know&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have a good reason for disliking myspace.<\/p>\n<p>You see, it leaves the internet open to people as incoherent as <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&#038;friendID=165705423\">this thing<\/a>.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI&#8217;m not saying that there shouldn&#8217;t be free websites that are easy enough for most people to post on&#8230;but something so easy that&#8230;well, <i>that<\/i> could happen?  No.  This is not good.  People like that should be restricted to ranting at their mirrors.  You see, it&#8217;s for their own good.  Otherwise, someone might catch them saying something insanely stupid about how they don&#8217;t care about the internet, because they&#8217;re only on more frequently than your average myspace-obsessed teenager.  Or talking about how they have lives, except they&#8217;ve just finished a previous post saying they don&#8217;t&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>But, hey, at least you can set things to private, and only let your weird, incoherent revisionist histories be read by people you know will do nothing but kiss your ass&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have a good reason for disliking myspace. You see, it leaves the internet open to people as incoherent as this thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-myspace"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-b5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1824,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/1824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}