I think I know what’s wrong with Scientology. And I think I know how to fix it.<\/p>\n
Right now, I’ve only got one little thing worked out. It’s a matter of…well, letters. Two little letters. Get rid of them, and put one in their place.
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\nI’m sure there’s more to it, but if you just take ‘theta’, cross out the ‘th’, and replace it with an ‘f’, you get ‘feta’. And, really, feta makes it better.<\/p>\n
I’m sure there’s much more to it, but I’m thinking that a scififantasy religion based on humans being, in generic terms, trapped and punished versions of goat-cheese makes so much more sense than…anything.<\/p>\n
What? I’m not wrong. No, really. I have a hard time telling left from right because my fetan<\/i> is in front of me, instead of behind me where it belongs. See? Doesn’t that make so much more sense? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I think I know what’s wrong with Scientology. And I think I know how to fix it. Right now, I’ve only got one little thing worked out. It’s a matter of…well, letters. Two little letters. Get rid of them, and … Continue reading