{"id":73,"date":"2005-07-28T22:55:20","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T04:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=73"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:30:10","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:30:10","slug":"yay-tracking-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/07\/28\/yay-tracking-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Yay.  Tracking numbers."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have I mentioned before that I just love tracking numbers?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a bit of an obsessive tracker.  I love watching the textual representation of the progress of my stuff as it moves across the country.  I&#8217;ll sit there and refresh every hour or so just watching for movement.<\/p>\n<p>I know.  That&#8217;s kinda sad.  It&#8217;s almost worse than the time I spend trying to pinpoint the exact time when my electric\/gas or water bill balance gets posted&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nRight now, I&#8217;m tracking a drugstore.com order, a bedbathandbeyond.com order and part of my amazon.com order.  Two UPS and one USPS.<\/p>\n<p>There might be something coming through FedEx by now, too, but I don&#8217;t have a tracking number for that.<\/p>\n<p>Each tracking system has its good points, I suppose, just like each service has its good points.<\/p>\n<p>I like that UPS gives you the weight of the package.  I wish FedEx would do that.  There&#8217;ve been times when I&#8217;ve ordered stuff from newegg.com where I really wanted to know what I was getting into before Lifting Time finally came around.<\/p>\n<p>They both give estimated delivery dates, and sometimes they&#8217;ll deliver earlier.  Sometimes, FedEx gets its scanners all backwards.  It&#8217;s fun to watch stuff arrive in a place after it&#8217;s already left that same place and arrived at an entirely other place.<\/p>\n<p>USPS really needs to get its act together, though.  They either need to stop pretending that &#8216;track and confirm&#8217; means &#8216;delivery confirmation only&#8217; or&#8230;something.  I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve got this thing where they say their tracking is just for delivery confirmation.  Which means you can&#8217;t actually see the package moving.  Except every time it goes into or leaves a post office thing, it gets scanned.  Ideally.  So you can see where it is in relation to you.  So I don&#8217;t know what the hell they&#8217;re talking about.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and if it is just Delivery Confirmation, then they&#8217;d better get their fucking act together, because I&#8217;ve had shit show up without the online confirmation thing showing that it was ever accepted for shipping.<\/p>\n<p>The USPS thing, by the way, is in the &#8216;accepted&#8217; stage right now.  In Coffeeyville, KS.  Which I wouldn&#8217;t be able to see if it were just delivery confirmation.  Because that&#8217;s all it is.  We don&#8217;t do tracking.<\/p>\n<p>UPS is still &#8216;not available&#8217;.  They&#8217;re a little slow.  Hopefully, I&#8217;ll have some sort of &#8216;billing information recieved&#8217; by the end of the night, or maybe even a pickup.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m still waiting on amazon to even process and ship my vacuum.  And I wish they&#8217;d do it quickly, because my foot found some glass from my broken Pyrex the other day&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have I mentioned before that I just love tracking numbers? I&#8217;m a bit of an obsessive tracker. I love watching the textual representation of the progress of my stuff as it moves across the country. 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