{"id":84,"date":"2005-08-13T00:58:37","date_gmt":"2005-08-13T06:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=84"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:27:58","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:27:58","slug":"always-be-careful-to-not-offend-your-angel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/08\/13\/always-be-careful-to-not-offend-your-angel\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;always be careful to not offend your angel&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just installed a new mouse &#8212; a logitech optical trackball.   <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.newegg.com\/Product\/Product.asp?Item=N82E16826104108\">This one<\/a>, actually.  It&#8217;s a lot like this old one I used to have.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nGremlin got it for me at CompUSA, since he was there and it was there and the prices weren&#8217;t significantly different.  My old microsoft optical [regular type] mouse was starting to flake out on me, and I thought maybe this one might be a little easier on my wrists, or something.<\/p>\n<p>I might&#8217;ve been wrong about that last part, but we&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering about the title, I took it from <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.traditioninaction.org\/Cultural\/C013cpEatingAlone.htm\">this article on eating alone<\/a>.  According to this article, drinking out of the milk carton or even an open can of soda offends the angel that&#8217;s always there.  And it&#8217;s <i>wrong<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>From this page we also learn that standing up while eating is being a tribalist hippie&#8230;that eats cookies while waiting for their microwave pasta to finish so they can have a dessert of a whole pint of icecream.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and fast food is Protestant.<\/p>\n<p>Fun page.  Fun fun fun.  I&#8217;m gonna go get used to my new mouse now.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just installed a new mouse &#8212; a logitech optical trackball. This one, actually. It&#8217;s a lot like this old one I used to have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-1m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2090,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/2090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}