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  • HooverLad's Resume posted by Gremlin on 31 January 2000 at 06:30:11 (1)
    • Congrats, UltraHumper posted by The Host on 31 January 2000 at 20:29:38 (0)
  • Hello? This thing on... posted by Swyndle on 30 January 2000 at 15:18:35 (11)
    • Had to thank you for the compliments posted by The Imp on 31 January 2000 at 08:14:03 (1)
      • You be the welcome one, laddy... posted by Swyndle on 01 February 2000 at 01:47:41 (0)
    • RogerRoger posted by Gremlin on 30 January 2000 at 16:12:04 (7)
      • Since it was mentioned... posted by Hunter on 30 January 2000 at 17:55:01 (5)
        • Re: Since it was mentioned... posted by Swyndle on 01 February 2000 at 06:41:30 (2)
          • Huh. Okay. posted by Hunter on 01 February 2000 at 07:04:54 (1)
            • Re: Huh. Okay. posted by Swyndle on 01 February 2000 at 07:19:11 (0)
        • So I may as well add.... posted by Gremlin on 31 January 2000 at 13:35:14 (1)
          • And since it's my turn..... posted by Hunter on 31 January 2000 at 19:34:48 (0)
      • I copy, commencing operation "Smack a Dumbshit" posted by Charon on 30 January 2000 at 17:43:43 (0)
    • Hoppingmad's gonna hate this... posted by Swyndle on 30 January 2000 at 16:08:33 (0)
  • It's Time, Simpleton posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 08:58:19 (8)
    • I've really got a lot of time to waste..... posted by Hunter on 31 January 2000 at 22:24:15 (0)
    • Miraculous findings. posted by The Imp on 31 January 2000 at 08:03:09 (2)
      • Re: Miraculous findings. posted by Swyndle on 01 February 2000 at 03:10:14 (0)
      • Re: Miraculous findings. posted by Gremlin on 31 January 2000 at 08:35:35 (0)
    • I think one flew over this cuckoo's nest. . . posted by The Host on 30 January 2000 at 20:25:47 (3)
      • The question is.... when? posted by Hunter on 31 January 2000 at 00:35:11 (2)
        • A better idea. . . posted by The Host on 31 January 2000 at 19:56:42 (1)
          • Where's the fun in that? -nt- posted by Hunter on 31 January 2000 at 20:48:26 (0)
  • The car isn't working. posted by The Host on 30 January 2000 at 02:10:17 (2)
    • Re: The car isn't working. posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:54:36 (0)
    • Yeah, you do need to get out..... posted by Hunter on 30 January 2000 at 03:43:33 (0)
  • Der, I think it's broke Grem. posted by The Imp on 29 January 2000 at 00:08:13 (4)
    • Kinda. posted by Gremlin on 29 January 2000 at 06:15:01 (0)
    • Actually,I know what happened there... posted by Hunter on 29 January 2000 at 05:08:34 (0)
    • Not quite. . . posted by The Host on 29 January 2000 at 03:48:36 (1)
      • Re: Karma *NT* posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:52:19 (0)
  • We could just drop by Utah's Message Board and return the favor... posted by The Imp on 28 January 2000 at 00:45:09 (13)
    • Re: You Mean Post Reasonable, Mature, Adult, Rational Discussions/Debates Without Resorting To Flaming? posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 08:47:26 (1)
      • Almost.... posted by Gremlin on 30 January 2000 at 10:02:04 (0)
    • A couple of problems there.... posted by Gremlin on 28 January 2000 at 01:01:59 (9)
      • Ummm I beg to differ.... posted by The Imp on 28 January 2000 at 01:13:58 (8)
        • Look again.... --nt-- posted by Gremlin on 28 January 2000 at 13:46:26 (5)
          • You move like pregnant yak. posted by The Imp on 28 January 2000 at 13:57:17 (4)
            • Remo Williams: The Adventure...erm...*what* sequel? posted by Gremlin on 28 January 2000 at 14:08:28 (3)
              • Re: Remo Williams: The Adventure...erm...*what* sequel? posted by The Imp on 29 January 2000 at 00:05:14 (2)
                • Posts posted by Gremlin on 29 January 2000 at 06:01:10 (1)
                  • Well.... posted by Hunter on 29 January 2000 at 06:08:04 (0)
        • If you wanna see something strange... posted by Hunter on 28 January 2000 at 01:26:13 (0)
        • Disclaimer; Yes I know this is petty, but sometimes I'm like that. Get Over It *nt* posted by The Imp on 28 January 2000 at 01:22:05 (0)
    • Knew I forgot something on that tag posted by The Imp on 28 January 2000 at 00:48:01 (0)
  • Another open letter to BangBang-quite poetic! posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 27 January 2000 at 23:01:06 (3)
    • I never should've shown him where that script was.... -nt- posted by Hunter on 28 January 2000 at 01:34:57 (0)
    • ...And then Jp lost his went mad, mad I tell you...~NT~ posted by Swyndle on 28 January 2000 at 00:31:00 (1)
      • Soon after which, my pc took up squirrel breeding again, I hate that..._~NT~ posted by Swyn on 28 January 2000 at 00:36:54 (0)
  • An open letter to Ultrahumper, or whatever the fuck you call your "I'm a jwish alien who defends queers and hates everybody who has a different opinion than me" little ass. posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 27 January 2000 at 00:02:10 (4)
    • Re: Jewish, Not Jwish. And Aliens Don't Have Human Religions. And Unlike You, I Don't Name My Ass. posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:49:13 (1)
      • Red marks? You should be the one to talk... posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 31 January 2000 at 20:09:48 (0)
    • Hey Freak, this has a nice flowing rythm, it should be a song.~NT~ posted by Swyndle on 27 January 2000 at 12:40:24 (0)
    • That was great. *NT* posted by The Imp on 27 January 2000 at 01:07:27 (0)
  • Problems with the blind: 2 Mr. U posted by Flashtalon on 26 January 2000 at 18:13:18 (0)
  • Why God Loves Gays Over Heteros posted by Utah Friend To Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:06:48 (16)
    • I might as well comment on this too.... posted by Hunter on 27 January 2000 at 02:38:35 (1)
      • And I guess I should say something... posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 27 January 2000 at 03:16:44 (0)
    • Just a couple quick thoughts posted by The Imp on 27 January 2000 at 01:03:28 (0)
    • Crud, I thought for a moment you had something redeeming. posted by Charon on 27 January 2000 at 00:48:57 (0)
    • Crud, I thought for a moment you had something redeeming. posted by Charon on 26 January 2000 at 23:53:18 (3)
      • You kidding? Him turning out to have something redeeming is like blindly believing that the flatulence of an elephant has no odor. -nt- posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 27 January 2000 at 00:06:05 (2)
        • Re: Have You Ever Even Smelled The Flatulence Of An Elephant? You Shouldn't Make Similies You Don't Know For Certain Are True . posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:29:20 (1)
          • If it were true, it wouldn't be a simile, Stoopid. --nt-- posted by Gremlin on 30 January 2000 at 09:54:46 (0)
    • Why God loves everyone but you... posted by Mephistopheles on 26 January 2000 at 18:38:48 (1)
      • Re: Mephistopheles, How Utterly Predictable. Originality Is Coller. posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:26:47 (0)
    • I've just got this... posted by Swyndle on 26 January 2000 at 13:00:48 (0)
    • Re: Why God Loves Gays Over Heteros posted by Flower on 26 January 2000 at 12:05:52 (2)
      • Let us not forget posted by Jurassosaurus on 27 January 2000 at 04:13:28 (0)
      • Re: Why God Loves Gays Over Heteros posted by The Host on 26 January 2000 at 18:55:41 (0)
    • Re: Why God Loves Gays Over Heteros posted by Gremlin on 26 January 2000 at 09:08:43 (1)
      • Re: Why God Loves Gays Over Heteros posted by Swyndle on 26 January 2000 at 14:13:54 (0)
  • Some thoughts on having a negative IQ posted by Jurassosaurus on 26 January 2000 at 04:17:11 (2)
    • I think soap opera writers would qualify...-nt- posted by Swyndle on 26 January 2000 at 12:40:34 (0)
    • Re: Some thoughts on having a negative IQ posted by Gremlin on 26 January 2000 at 06:15:54 (0)
  • To Utahrapho,Utahrapo, or whatever he calls himself: Some Helping Hints posted by Flashtalon on 26 January 2000 at 01:20:13 (2)
    • Re: Finally, Someone Capable Of Noticing A Name Change posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:12:19 (0)
    • Re: More Helping Hints posted by FT on 26 January 2000 at 02:00:04 (0)
  • Bang Bang The Raptor? Boishanoi! posted by Utahrapto on 25 January 2000 at 09:06:30 (15)
    • Utahraptor: Humanity's most compelling argument for birth control; a veritable intellectual punching bag posted by The Host on 25 January 2000 at 23:05:19 (4)
      • Re: Hoser, So Stupid He Actually Thinks Calling Someone An Intellectual Is An Insult posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:25:19 (3)
        • What the hell: Host can reply to it when he sees it.... posted by Gremlin on 26 January 2000 at 10:40:33 (2)
          • I'm speechless. posted by The Host on 26 January 2000 at 17:09:58 (1)
            • Re: We Should All Be So Lucky. posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:43:20 (0)
    • Re: Bang Bang The Raptor? Boishanoi! posted by Swyndle on 25 January 2000 at 19:16:25 (1)
      • After all the time I spent on this, it better work.... posted by Hunter on 25 January 2000 at 22:41:12 (0)
    • Fuck off. posted by Mephistopheles on 25 January 2000 at 11:51:39 (7)
      • Re: If You Don't LIke My Posts, Then Leave. posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:30:27 (5)
        • Actually, you pathetic little fuck, this is our board. None of us have to go anywhere. Majority rules, or something like that. -nt- posted by Hunter on 26 January 2000 at 12:07:11 (4)
          • Re: You Don't Even Know For Sure, And That's Your Defense, Sunshine? posted by The Overlord on 30 January 2000 at 07:32:15 (0)
          • Now, now children. Let's tell him how we feel in a way he'll understand... posted by Mephistopheles on 26 January 2000 at 17:56:06 (1)
            • That may be the single most eloquent badly-written thing I've ever read posted by Gremlin on 26 January 2000 at 18:23:17 (0)
          • To avoid confusion, in deference to BangBang, it's *my* board; and the only visitor I don't like to see posting things is Banger --nt-- posted by Gremlin on 26 January 2000 at 12:43:59 (0)
      • Re: Fuck off. posted by Swyndle on 25 January 2000 at 19:21:13 (0)
  • What's New posted by Gremlin on 24 January 2000 at 23:34:04 (7)
    • Re: What's New posted by FT on 25 January 2000 at 02:18:12 (6)
      • Re: What's New posted by Vigo on 25 January 2000 at 06:42:27 (5)
        • Re:Big Surprise Doof posted by Utahraptro on 25 January 2000 at 07:28:29 (4)
          • changed you name i see huh? posted by Vigo on 25 January 2000 at 07:48:18 (3)
            • Re:Wow, You Asked. You Actually Couldn't Tell. Well, The Answer Obviously Is . . . posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:35:03 (0)
            • Let's hope he changes message boards... posted by Mephistopheles on 25 January 2000 at 12:03:10 (1)
              • Re:After You And Everybody Asked Me To Stick Around? Never! posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:41:37 (0)
  • SPOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!! posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 24 January 2000 at 02:42:59 (5)
    • Re: DISH! posted by Utah Friend To The Gays Raptor on 26 January 2000 at 08:44:36 (2)
      • You're not his type. He's got standards, you know -nt- posted by Hunter on 26 January 2000 at 12:29:13 (1)
        • Oh, and, before you try it.... posted by Hunter on 26 January 2000 at 12:32:29 (0)
    • SPORK! posted by Hunter on 24 January 2000 at 02:53:33 (1)
      • Amen, sistah! posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 24 January 2000 at 14:17:18 (0)
  • Yutziness... posted by Swyndle on 08 January 2000 at 12:49:18 (1)
    • actually, here... posted by Swyndle on 08 January 2000 at 12:51:41 (0)
  • An Open Letter to BangBang posted by Gremlin on 05 January 2000 at 22:36:58 (7)
    • At this point in the argument, I think I need to add something. posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 06 January 2000 at 02:22:20 (6)
      • Re: At this point in the argument, I think I need to add something. posted by Swyndle on 06 January 2000 at 09:40:13 (5)
        • You missed the point.... posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 06 January 2000 at 21:07:19 (4)
          • Perhaps you have. . . posted by The Host on 07 January 2000 at 23:28:18 (1)
            • Pretty much; yeah. posted by Gremlin on 08 January 2000 at 16:05:34 (0)
          • Re: You missed the point.... posted by Gremlin on 07 January 2000 at 00:37:55 (1)
            • Re: I missed the point?... posted by Swyndle on 07 January 2000 at 12:33:08 (0)
  • The Millennium Idiots Have New Fodder posted by Utahraptor on 03 January 19100 at 08:47:11 (2)
    • You do? How nice... posted by Charon on 04 January 19100 at 11:13:00 (0)
    • Ahem... Um, duh... posted by Swyndle on 03 January 19100 at 13:12:24 (0)
  • I'm a little late... posted by Swyndle on 01 January 19100 at 09:07:42 (1)
    • P.S. posted by Swyndle on 01 January 19100 at 09:12:08 (0)
  • The most flammable night of the year...... posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 01 January 19100 at 08:22:41 (3)
    • Re: The most flammable night of the year...... posted by Utahraptor on 03 January 19100 at 08:27:27 (2)
      • Re: The most flammable night of the year...... posted by JP SUPERFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 03 January 19100 at 21:21:52 (1)
        • Re: The most flammable night of the year...... posted by BangBang the Raptor on 25 January 2000 at 07:05:12 (0)
  • Twelve 'o' five and still alive posted by Jurassosaurus on 01 January 19100 at 05:12:13 (3)
    • Re: Twelve 'o' five and still alive posted by Utahraptor on 03 January 19100 at 08:41:15 (1)
      • Irony posted by Jurassosaurus on 03 January 19100 at 19:31:46 (0)
    • ah. yes the new year posted by *LYNX* on 01 January 19100 at 12:33:03 (0)
  • What's New posted by Gremlin on 31 December 1999 at 17:39:30 (5)
    • Re: LOL posted by Utahraptor on 03 January 19100 at 09:23:59 (3)
      • Well, tiem to leave you all to read our hapless idjits attempts at dealing with [ Utah's illiteracy] posted by The Imp on 04 January 19100 at 03:11:42 (1)
        • Re: Simpleton, You Called Yourself A Hapless Idjit. HA HA! posted by Utahraptro on 25 January 2000 at 07:38:35 (0)
      • Good (place deity of choice here)... posted by Swyndle on 03 January 19100 at 13:40:24 (0)
    • thousands... posted by Swyndle on 01 January 19100 at 01:34:23 (0)