I seem to be incapable of deleting things….

…not in the sense that I can’t delete things from my computer, but in the sense that, occasionally, characters or entire words will decide that they’re completely undeletable. I don’t know why. It’s very strange.

I had to erase everything I’d just written in order to actually get things working again. I wouldn’t want to post a strange mess of characters I typed out just trying to get the damned delete key to work….

Originally, I was going to call this ‘On my incredible lack of work ethic,’ but then my ability to correct things went away. So I had to fix that.

About getting things done — I’ve done absolutely nothing to this site since my last post. Nothing at all.

I’ve got a hell of a lot of work left just to get the Idiot Archive integrated with this thing. And I’m un-thrilled about that. Which is why I jumped ship over to the currently-hiding-behind-the-under-construction-page Daily Paranoid Delusion. I partially worked out my archiving issue. It’s not doing exactly what I want [the single page daily is acting like all the others and only giving a small exerpt], but it’ll do for now.

Now, instead of filling in content, I’m sorting categories. I’m good at putting off doing the important big things by doing stupid little things. The art of procrastination, and all that. Maybe I should write a book about it, or something. A nice little self-help HowTo on how to successfully procrastinate and get away with it because other people think you’re actually doing something.

I’ll just put that on my list of things that I should never do unless I really need something seriously serious looking to do while putting of something really important, like saving the world. Or something.

Yes, that’s good. When required to recycle, pretend you’re writing a book or something. Yes, yes….

I’m tired, obviously. And I’ve just dropped sorting categories to type mindless bullshit for my main site. Isn’t that just nice of me? I’m putting off procrastinating.

I’m thinking of actually trying to mess around with the administrative stuff on these pages. Backend stuff. Just trying to get them to look how I want. That could be quite dangerous, I suppose. Maybe I’ll do that instead of finishing this article.

Quick, someone call a doctor. I’m an Adult ADD poster child….

…Zombi seems to think it’s absolutely LOVELY to step on keyboards whenever they happen to be in front of her, and the person at it is actually doing something. Bad kitty.

I’ll have to go outside, even though the sun is up. I’m out of painkillers that actually do their jobs, so I’ve been trying to avoid that. The back yard is getting scary. Maybe tomorrow, or something.

What was I saying….

Oh yeah. Netflix. Netflix kicks ass, even though they seem to have slowed down considerably now that I’m paying them. My two week free trial was full of DVDs shipping out and showing up the next day. Until last week, when I got three and then nothing all week, just in time for my free trial to end. Joy.

It’s really neat, though. I like the whole ‘renting DVDs through the mail without ever leaving home’ sort of thing. I’m a big fan of things coming to me instead of me having to go to them.

My HomeTheatre system is acting up again. I might have to call Sears about it. I really don’t feel like it right now. If I felt like doing anything, I wouldn’t be doing this.

I’m sitting here kinda watching one of the DVDs we got this time. The first disc of something called Yes Prime Minister. Before that was The People that Time Forgot.

I suppose if I’d queued everything in the right order, this one would make more sense. It’s a second part to something called Yes Minister. But it’s kinda funny anyway, even though I’m not always sure I understand what’s going on. It seems to be about two things I’m completely unfamiliar with. Politics and the English government.

Okay, maybe that’s not two things.

Even if I don’t get most of the jokes, it’s better than The Movie that Should’ve Been Forgotten. Big rubber stegosaurs, Rodan, and some bumpy rubber snapping turtle/armadillo cross thing. And a bunch of people. And I’m not sure what happened. It’s another sequel where I didn’t see the first one. I’m doing that a lot lately, like with Sleepaway Camp. I’ve seen 2 and 3, but never the first one. And I’m not sure I need to.

Before these things was Marathon Man.

“Is it safe?” Of course not; there seems to be a dentist in the room.

Okay, so I didn’t really pay much attention to the movie at all. I skipped over to Virus part way through, and promptly didn’t pay attention to that the first time either.

The second time, I kinda regretted it. It wasn’t a very good movie at all. Horrible letdown. Maybe I’ll write longer reviews later and turn them into actual posts. Won’t that just be…content-ish.

I think this is enough mindless bitching for one post, don’t you?

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