Let’s start with a slight update on that dairy issue…or maybe some background?

Milk delivery still exists. The milkman isn’t a cheerful fucker who leaves you little glass bottles [and sometimes little nine-month timebombs, if I’m not confusing my stories here] anymore, but they do still exist.
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I guess I could mention that we’re having some irritating problems with our milk delivery. The wrong kind of milk one week, and then the driver didn’t even bother to stop another week. But that seems awfully boring, especially compared to my Great Adventures In Contraception…but there’s nothing new there….
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…but, I hate going to the doctor. Actually, I just hate going most places, but that’s beside the point.

Today’s doctor-visit was a special one. It was the pokey-proddy girly parts doctor that I’ve done such a wonderful job of avoiding for the last three years….
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