“A late train caused this delay.” And I no longer have anything to tell me when my stuff is going to get here.

I think it’s time for UPS to retire the fucking steam engines, don’t you?

…and only one of my packages says it’s in Commerce City — the one from New Jersey. I guess New Jersey is closer than California, or something….

The damned thing got there early yesterday, too.

I suppose it’s good news that the one from New Jersey has the laptop coolers in it.

…that doesn’t make me any less cranky, though. I guess I’ll have to wait and see.

I’m almost out of my chips! They only lasted…almost three weeks!

I now understand what Vader was tryingto express in that one scene in Sith. I very much feel like throwing a strange mental-powers tantrum, taking a few wobbly steps on new metal legs and screaming “NOOOOOOOOOO!”

But, I can’t. Poor me.