One of the most enjoyable recipes [or whatever] I’ve ever read.

THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 1.

I’ve been looking for a little over a week now, and I can’t find the pen for my graphics tablets. I’ve got both tablets, both USB cables, but no pens.

It’s sorta like finally finding your TiVo, but noticing someone stole your record buttons and replaced them with a blank space.

Bleh.

As if I wasn’t let down enough when Starz decided to totally misuse Mike Nelson’s talents and ditch the late-season Crow and Tom voice actors in favour of some cheesy ‘here’s a star from the movie let’s mock interview before the show’ thing….

So, Showtime has this Masters of Horror thing…and supposedly, they’ve got all these great directors or whatever the fuck their job is doing all these special movies….
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