Never get too comfy around a fan.

Even if it’s off. It’ll still find a way to make you have to learn how to [for example] learn how to use your thumb to reach all the keys your right index finger would normally reach.
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What’s one more remote, really?

We ended up going to CompUSA today, and, for some reason, I ended up looking at their teensy little selection of DVD players — most of which happened to be DVD recorders. Based on everything I’ve ever heard from my mom about those, I instantly did not even consider buying one. It seems as if my mom is back at the store trading one in for another every few weeks because of how well they don’t work.
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If I ever….

If I ever found myself in the position where I needed to buy something like this [like, if I ever had an infant, toddler, or need of a gift for someone else’s infant or toddler], I think I would definitely be getting the Octopus Costume.

Just because, y’know, it’s an octopus. And, honestly, isn’t it the cutest, most terrifying thing ever? Imagine, a toddler with eight arms.