Last week, I couldn’t get the description due to a power outage.

We’ve reached the ‘funny’ scary stories.

And hey, this should be a good reminder to everyone to change their car vipers. Or not. Because even a dead viper is a good security system.

Nobody wants to steal a car that stinks of decomposition.

So, the power went out. A lot.

Because of this, on top of a very long day, I cannot properly do this.

This is a scary, scary story, kids.

Not too long ago, Caller ID wasn’t a thing. And having a second phone line in the house was pretty fancy, and not just what you did because, otherwise, you couldn’t get online without getting kicked off when someone had to make a call.

Yes. That actually happened.

I’m not responsible for any lost sleep.