The woman to the preacher said,
“Shall I look like that when I am dead?”
The preacher was getting pretty sick of her shit. This was the fifth time today she’d asked that question, and he really wished she’d stop digging up the church graveyard.
…which, by the way, translates respectively as ‘Doggie wanna go walkies?’ and ‘New owner, observe, this is what happened to the last guy who only pretended to throw the ball.’