Quick and dirty No More Splashpage fix

The URLs ‘coffeechick.com’, ‘evilcoffeechick.com’, and ‘hunter.gremlin.net’ now [should] get you to a page that looks exactly like what people have been seeing when they were forced to click through the coffee-thulhu.

I hope I didn’t break anything….

I would've said something earlier, but I was busy.

I decided not to give bizzi a chance to break his ‘promise’, since he was still sitting there, refreshing the post over and over….

He’s now officially banned. So, if he shows up again in a few days, or weeks, or months, we’ll know that he went to some trouble figuring out how to get back here, and he really does care.

Any attempts he makes to view this site will lead him directly to this post.

That should be the end of that.

For now.

Consider this a PSA

A couple of things. First: never drink chocolate milk while you’re eating cheesy broccoli. It just doesn’t work.

Second: since I’m not actually so desperate for anything that I actually need a thousand plus hits from one specific fucktard every damned day, I may or may not actually carry out the threat I sorta made in my FAQ. I can, in fact, keep people from viewing the site based on certain things. I can also redirect them.
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