Alligators

The oldest story in the world.

Boy meets girl. They wed and have kids. Proud daddy teaches his sons how to swim and fish.

By turning into alligators.

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What? How did you learn to swim and catch fish?

A New Horse

“An awful thing happens every night. A witch turns me into a horse and rides me all over the countryside.”

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“I’ll sleep in your bed tonight,” his friend said, thinking, that is my fetish.

The Girl Who Stood On A Grave

“Don’t ever stand on a grave after dark. The person inside will grab you. He’ll pull you under.”

“That’s not true. That’s just superstition.”

“I’ll give you a dollar if you stand on a grave. Also, prove you did it by sticking this knife in the grave.”

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…apparently, the boy gave her a butter knife or something. Probably on purpose, because a dollar was a lot back then.