The oldest story in the world.

Boy meets girl. They wed and have kids. Proud daddy teaches his sons how to swim and fish.

By turning into alligators.


What? How did you learn to swim and catch fish?

A New Horse

“An awful thing happens every night. A witch turns me into a horse and rides me all over the countryside.”


“I’ll sleep in your bed tonight,” his friend said, thinking, that is my fetish.

The Girl Who Stood On A Grave

“Don’t ever stand on a grave after dark. The person inside will grab you. He’ll pull you under.”

“That’s not true. That’s just superstition.”

“I’ll give you a dollar if you stand on a grave. Also, prove you did it by sticking this knife in the grave.”


…apparently, the boy gave her a butter knife or something. Probably on purpose, because a dollar was a lot back then.