Yeah, um, I don’t know what to put here.

I’ve got a couple of youtube videos…I’m just not sure what to say about them, except that they’re odd little cartoony…ads…for keychains. Keychains.

Since it’s hard to tell, that’s for a keychain that…simulates? popping bubble wrap. Because, y’know, there’s not enough bubble wrap or justifiable homicide in the world.

This one…I don’t know, I guess it simulates that feeling you get when you open a mailer or a box of frozen stuff. Y’know, with the funny little pull thingy? Except it probably doesn’t, unless it routinely breaks halfway through pulling, and then you have to dig around to find an edge unstuck enough to pull on again….

It gets better though. They also have a bubble wrap keychain that talks at you if you play with it enough. And one that simulates the pleasure of…soybeans.

I really, really don’t know.

Go on, say something....