To Don Myers of TShirtBordello

You’ve made a magnificent mistake. An egregious error. At first, I’d hoped that it was merely an atrocious aberration, a bit of a blunder on your part…but it wasn’t.

What was it, you ask? Because you haven’t actually asked, so I have to pretend that you have a very poor memory, and show you.
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Focus on the Family

Okay, now that I’ve got a minute to myself….

I got this letter last week. I typed it all in, and promptly lost it, which is a little annoying, but, hey, at least I typed it all in.

Also, I still have the envelope.
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Dear Traveller’s Tales, please pay attention to me.

Yeah, hi there. I’m just some twit who plays some of the games you’ve released – pretty much just the Lego Games, and not all of them. I have no interest in Lego Rock Band, for example.

You had a good thing there with Lego Star Wars. Lego Batman and both of the Lego Indy games…don’t exactly recapture it in all it’s entertaining awesomeness, but what is? When you introduce something this awesome with a game that includes magical fucking powers the force, everything else is going to feel strangely inadequate.

I have hope for Lego Harry Potter – though…slightly less hope than I previously had, now that I’ve played Lego Indy 2.
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