I don't know why I forgot….

But I did. Not exactly, but I should probably explain myself.

For some reason, when I’m writing here, I tend to think of my parents as a single entity. And, I don’t know why, but I refer to that entity as ‘Mom’.

This is really very unfair to my dad, who really is a seperate entity, and is just as awesome as my mom. And he deserves equal credit for the presents I’ve gotten — not just the ones from this year.

…and now I guess I have to go fix something before getting lost in another game, or distracted by glossy, full-colour science.

Take your ball and go home.

We don’t need it; mine’s so much cooler anyway….

I should probably be a little more clear, shouldn’t I? I’m talking about gay marriage – well, marriage, really. ‘Marriage’ being the ‘ball’, and the people bitching about the ‘sanctity’ thereof being those who need to shut the fuck up and go home.

Because I’ve got an idea. A really awesome idea – awesome because it’s mine, and I’m feeling particularly awesome right now.

Don’t worry; it’ll pass.
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Conclusion: Tweenporn

This should be my last post on the subject. I’m not as sadistic as you might think – I could subject you to Midnight Sun, but…I won’t.

Instead, I’m just going to…talk about this…mad, gibbering horror of a series. Get it out of my system; say a few things I forgot to cover in the…well, they’re not reviews, are they? And they’re too long to be called summaries. I don’t know what they are any more.

See, I can’t review things. I’m either ‘that sucked’ or ‘play by play of suck’. I haven’t found a proper balance, and I probably never will. It’s something I just can’t be good at.

Who cares, though? This is my website. I’ll put stuff here, and, if it displeases you, that’s really not my problem. I’m actually comfy with sitting here, rambling to myself.

If you do want to read them, you should probably read them in order. Here, have a list:
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