This post is probably going to suck, because I’m watching the film as I type.
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Conclusion: Tweenporn

This should be my last post on the subject. I’m not as sadistic as you might think – I could subject you to Midnight Sun, but…I won’t.

Instead, I’m just going to…talk about this…mad, gibbering horror of a series. Get it out of my system; say a few things I forgot to cover in the…well, they’re not reviews, are they? And they’re too long to be called summaries. I don’t know what they are any more.

See, I can’t review things. I’m either ‘that sucked’ or ‘play by play of suck’. I haven’t found a proper balance, and I probably never will. It’s something I just can’t be good at.

Who cares, though? This is my website. I’ll put stuff here, and, if it displeases you, that’s really not my problem. I’m actually comfy with sitting here, rambling to myself.

If you do want to read them, you should probably read them in order. Here, have a list:
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Breaking Dawn: Book Two

Welcome to book two. For a change of pace, we get to experience this from the point of view of Jacob.

Life sucks, and then you die.

Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Breaking Dawn Book Two Prologue

I’m not getting my hopes up that this is a departure from the standard theme.
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