“Don’t ever stand on a grave after dark. The person inside will grab you. He’ll pull you under.”
“That’s not true. That’s just superstition.”
“I’ll give you a dollar if you stand on a grave. Also, prove you did it by sticking this knife in the grave.”
…apparently, the boy gave her a butter knife or something. Probably on purpose, because a dollar was a lot back then.
So, as we all know, I have problems. One of those problems is insomnia. Another problem? I like to read.
Those two problems sometimes combine into an unstoppable force.
When this happens, I often find myself in bed, reading Reddit.
And, because using a computer while pretending that I’m totally going to sleep, no really is uncomfortable, I’m usually reading Reddit on my phone.
We also know that I have this blog.
These two things combined last month into a truly cunning plan: why not download all the Reddit apps and see what they’re like, and find one that isn’t 100% intolerable.
So, I did that.
Om nom nom nom.