There’s a new delivery date for the packages from my parents.

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007.

So, I was pretty much right when I figured I wouldn’t be getting them until next year. Now I just have to wonder why they were left so long. I guess I’ll find out.

Also, it’s still snowing, and someoneorother was just executed, but who really cares about pointless shit like that?

Edit: I just went out to verify, and yes, it is still snowing. The snow just isn’t quite visible to the naked eye. My camera gets it quite nicely. Also, cold. Vastly and unholily frigid. Ow.

Also….

Dear CNN,

Please do stop assuring me that you will not spring images on me, that your top people will review them, and that you will warn me what’s to come before you show them so that my nonexistant children [who are awake ever-so-late] will not see things that I do not want them to see. Please stop pretending that my late-night-nonexistant-children won’t be able to find all manner of worse things online.

And Dear People in Charge:

The headstone should read, “More annoying in death than in life.”

Thank you.