Someone decided that I was the perfect text market for their…I don’t know, poorly executed choose-your-own-adventure romance? I’m really not sure. I just happened to catch this happening in my Rejects bin, and decided to respond to it.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t at my best. I’m sure I could’ve done much better if I’d just been slightly more awake and able to see.
…and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.
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The title of the post has very little to do with anything, except that the following happened largely because of a title.
That title? Aliens Are Invading; Here’s Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading — the first part of the ooso.reticuli entry on gotards.com.
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This is a segment of chat from this morning. There’s obviously more to it — like the part where the_federal_reserve_is_fraud was going on about scaring girls, but I’m not going to post that right now.
What I’m going to post might just be the reason why people run away from him, and lock their doors.
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