It’s happened. It’s finally happened.

I got completely unsolicited mail from Scientology.

I’ve blurred everything addressey out because, well, it’s Scientology. And I really don’t want them figuring out, through process of elimination, which of the houses within the specific mail-out radius of this particular mission is responsible for this.

That’s not what I saw first, though. Not the address, or the ‘Are you holding yourself back in life?’ question. No, this is what I saw first:
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That Scientology Survey.

I am reproducing the survey’s questions here, since the actual survey is now gone. That should help a bit for anyone else interested in seeing what the questions were, and ‘responding’ to them [in a slightly less-than-official capacity].

Thank you very much for your willingness to participate in this survey. Please answer the questions below.

No, thank you for spamming me, and giving me a good reason to cite largely from your [ahem] ‘original source’ for criticism which may be characterized by some as ‘fair and reasonable’.
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Dear Anon,

Regarding your amazing discovery of Sunday, February 24th, 2008: we’re still waiting for you over here. You’ve got some catching up to do. Will you be discovering gravity next? Or evolution?

Don’t bother to let us know.

–The Rest of Us.

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