Battleship

This post is probably going to suck, because I’m watching the film as I type.
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Romeo To Go

I have a free app problem.

I acquire them, sometimes I download and install them, and then I forget about them, only to rediscover them and wonder what the fuck I was thinking.

Romeo To Go is one of those apps.

I got it for free on Valentine’s Day, because I figured it’d be pretty silly. I didn’t really know what it was until yesterday, though, when I found it hiding in my apps.

Holy fuck.
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And here’s an original post title: Skyline

I’ve decided, just now, that there are three kinds of movies: good, bad, and fun. And they overlap. Something can be just good, or just bad, or good or bad fun.

Skyline was fun. Pure, mockable fun.

That said, I don’t recommend that you see it, unless you’ve managed to sit through, say, The Star Wars Holiday Special. I’m not saying you had to like it, but you had to enjoy the suffering. And it’s best if there’s more than one of you there, because you have to enjoy sharing that sort of suffering. And we’re talking suffering here. IMDB forum levels of suffering, where, apparently, they’re screaming about this movie being homophobic.
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